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Hey! My name's Alessa and I'm just your average girl (for the most part xD) taking life as it comes one day at a time, :). <3

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

Lmaooo!!

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you misspelled san francisco, dweeb

chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.